Come Dine With Me (Part 2 of 4)

The only thing that I’ve ever made right in any kitchen… is a mess. Up until a week ago, I didn’t think that I could cook anything else except French Toast (aka Eggy Bread). But once I knew that I had people to impress, I put my game face on and braved the god-awful Sainsburys to shop for my evening of oh-so-fine dining ๐Ÿ™‚

Round 2 of our COME DINE WITH ME saga and I was under the spotlight as, like Morkalfish, I had never cooked for 2ย membersย of the party, nor have I cooked a “proper” meal for my Tom (how sad is that?).

Nevertheless, my guests were excited about my menu:

Impressive right??!! For me at least.

Surprisingly, I remained cool and calm throughout the day. I’m sure that every item in my kitchen was used, without a doubt. Everything went to plan (more or less) and the evening was most enjoyable. I sweetened the deal with my home made shortbread stars ย and once again, ย I’m looking forward to the next feast!

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How to hug a baby correctly…

Aaaah man…

My sister sent this to me via email and it would be a shame not to share it. Goodness me this is sooo sweet!

 

Instructions on how to properly cuddle a baby :

1.ย  First, ummmm- find a baby. Yes, that’s it- find a baby.

2. Then make sure that the object you found wasย indeed a baby by using ย the old classic sniffing techniques.

3.ย Next, you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning theย hugging process. This isย necessary.ย 

4. The ‘paw slide’. ย Simply slide both paws around the babyย and prepare for a possible close-up.

5.ย Finally, you will need to executeย the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as toย achieve the best photoย quality.

And that’s it- Clear instructions on how to properly cuddle a baby in just 5 easy steps- From a dog’s point of view ๐Ÿ™‚